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24th December: 24 Christmas Crackers!

🐾🎄 Looking for a little festive fun to brighten your Christmas Eve? 🎄🐾

We've compiled a list of 24 purr-fectly hilarious cat-themed Christmas jokes to tickle your whiskers. Whether you're gathered around the tree with family or snuggling up with your furry friend, these festive feline puns are sure to add a little extra sparkle to your holiday.
✨ Enjoy! ✨

(and yes, our apologies for how corny some of them are!!! 😹)

Pic: Paul, Kitten Kaboodle

  • 1. Why did the cat bring a ladder to Christmas dinner?
    It heard the turkey was up for grabs! 🦃😹
  • 2. Why don’t cats like caroling?
    They’re always off-key with their meow-sic! 🎵😹
  • 3. Why did the cat refuse to open its Christmas presents?
    It didn’t want to paws the excitement! 🐾😹


  • 4. What do you call a Christmas cat burglar?
    Santa Paws! 🎅🐾
  • 5. What’s a cat’s favourite holiday drink?
    Mew-lled wine! 🍷🐾
  • 6. What’s cats say in December?
    It's beginning to feline a lot like Christmas ⛄🐾


  • 7. How do cats show each other affection at Christmas?
    They shower each other in purrr-sents.! 🎁😹
  • 8. What’s a cat’s favorite Christmas carol?
    Tis the season Tabby Jolly! 🎶😺
  • 9. What’s a cat’s favourite festive drink?
    Cat-nog! 🥛🐾


  • 10. How do cats say Merry Christmas?
    “Meowy Christmas and a Purr-fect New Year!” 🎄🐾
  • 11. What did the kitten get for Christmas?
    Mew toys! 🐾🎁
  • 12. What’s a cat’s favorite Christmas dessert? 
    Mice Cream 🐭🐾


  • 13. What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
    Santa Claws’ little helper! 🎅🐾
  • 14. What’s a cat’s favourite Christmas movie?
    The Cat in the Hat Saves Christmas! 🎬🐾
  • 15. What do cats sing during Christmas?
    “Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree, You’re Such a Climbing Challenge!” 🎵🐾


  • 16. Why didn’t the cat like its Christmas present?
    It wasn't up to scratch! 🐾😹
  • 17. Why we everybody get cat-themed gifts for Christmas?
    We were just kitten around 🐱    🎁
  • 18. What’s a Christmas cat’s favourite board game?
    Claw-opoly! 🎲🐾


  • 19. What do you call a kitten who delivers presents?
    Santa Paws! 🎅🐾
  • 20. What’s a cat’s 2nd favourite Christmas dessert?
    Mice pies! 🐭🥧
  • 21. What’s a cat’s favourite Christmas book?
    The Tail of Two Kitties! 📚🐾


  • 22. Why did the cat still get Christmas presents even though it had been naughty?
    He'd put a claws in the contract! 🐾    🎁
  • 23. What do you call a cat who doesn’t like sitting under the Christmas Tree?
    A Claus-trophobic kitty! 🎅🐾
  • 24. What’s a cat’s favourite Christmas movie?
    The Nine Lives Before Christmas! 🎬🐾

From all of us at Kitten Kaboodle, we wish you a Meowy Christmas and a Purr-fect New Year! 🎄🐾✨
Thank you for joining us on this festive journey, and we can’t wait to bring you more cat-tastic content in the coming year!

 

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